Sippy Cups, Quiche, and a Really Bad Dog

So today has been odd. There have been many things that have happened in my day, since I am on vacation.  I had a good morning, took the Munchkin to daycare, and went to an appointment. After said appointment, I was ravenous, so I went an picked up a mini quiche for some brunch. I was excited, really, it's not often I get these types of things in my sheltered mommy life. Anyway, I put it on the stove and started the oven, went to change into my jammies, and returned to the kitchen to pop the quiche in the oven. Only, the quiche was on the floor being eaten by one of my dogs. Now here's the thing about this dog. He's fed, gets more treats than you can shake a stick at, yet thought it necessary to eat my brunch. He and I aren't speaking currently, and I promptly ate my back up brunch sitting in front of him breathing the scent of turkey sausage in his direction. HA, take that mutt.


Recently, Mr. Jane said to me that he felt that Munchkin had too many sippy cups, as they were consuming an entire cupboard on their own.  I looked, and well, he was correct. After counting, she had 15 sippy cups. WHAT?!?! How does this even happen? That's enough for two whole weeks without doing dishes? This is abnormal, I feel like we've been hoarding sippy cups. I believe we may have a sippy cup problem.  Who do I call for that?